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Apr

So uhh, this isn’t plastic. It’s, uhmm, edible.
Apparently there was a Kyubey dessert. It’s a vanilla mousse with raspberry deliciousness inside, in a mochilike casing on spongecake. With cherries and white chocolate. And it comes with a spoon. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TASTED ITS SWEET INCUBATING FLESH AND I AM INFINITELY JEALOUS
…And the advert said “Make a contract with me and eat me!” cause, insanity.

So uhh, this isn’t plastic. It’s, uhmm, edible.

Apparently there was a Kyubey dessert. It’s a vanilla mousse with raspberry deliciousness inside, in a mochilike casing on spongecake. With cherries and white chocolate. And it comes with a spoon. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TASTED ITS SWEET INCUBATING FLESH AND I AM INFINITELY JEALOUS

…And the advert said “Make a contract with me and eat me!” cause, insanity.

11

Apr

GUYS I FOUND MY NEXT COMPUTER
Though, I don’t think my current laptop cost $400.

GUYS I FOUND MY NEXT COMPUTER

Though, I don’t think my current laptop cost $400.

10

Apr

Okay, so its an inflatable mustachioed panda. It says 30cm, and I insist that for $65, that panda better be like three freakin feet tall.

Okay, so its an inflatable mustachioed panda. It says 30cm, and I insist that for $65, that panda better be like three freakin feet tall.

There’s a plushie of Celty’s helmet. Praise be merchandising.
It’s like, $40 though, and hahahaha no.

There’s a plushie of Celty’s helmet. Praise be merchandising.

It’s like, $40 though, and hahahaha no.

09

Apr

…Disregard that last post, the toaster is infinitely stranger.

…Disregard that last post, the toaster is infinitely stranger.

There is alot of Evangelion/Hello Kitty merchandise, but I found this one the strangest. It comes in blu-purple? I think it’s purple? It looks blue. And red and black. They all have unit-01 kitty and the Nerv logo on back doesn’t seem to say anything stupid about cats, which is very sad. However, I wouldn’t pay $7 for sweatpants, much less $70, so I can’t be… fancy?

There is alot of Evangelion/Hello Kitty merchandise, but I found this one the strangest. It comes in blu-purple? I think it’s purple? It looks blue. And red and black. They all have unit-01 kitty and the Nerv logo on back doesn’t seem to say anything stupid about cats, which is very sad. However, I wouldn’t pay $7 for sweatpants, much less $70, so I can’t be… fancy?

Okay, so uhh, I’ve never seen this show. So there’s an inside out dude, and he’s either freakin HUGE or everyone else isn’t, I guess he’s the titan, and like, people keep making him kawaii and stuff, Nendoroid included.  Though I’m pretty sure that’s their company purpose. He’s an auction for one, it’s at $20 right now, so like, go for it? I guess it comes with villagers? To… terrorise? Have tea with? I have no idea what happens in this show.

Apparently a Hamtaro playset costs $175. And this wasn’t the most expensive one. I mean, I guess it’s cute?

08

Apr

You know what the crazy thing is? At $335, you can get ACTUAL SAILOR MOON JEWELRY CHEAPER.

Apparently there IS an official Mami soul gem. (it… was more amber in the other angels, it looks red there.) I’ve seen sooo many fake ones, I didn’t think there WERE official ones. It’s $115 on ebay, which is way more than I kinda have.